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Tom Cruise is smokin’

By Hempology | April 4, 2008

Dlisted.com
April 4, 2008

“Tom Cruise Purple” does not sound like the good shit. Tom Tom’s people aren’t feeling the love for a new strain of medical marijuana named after him. Friends (aka Scientology) do not think it’s funny that licensed cannabis clubs are selling “Tom Cruise Purple” featuring a picture of Tommy laughing hysterically. A picture of that crazy b*tch laughing is enough to send anyone reaching for the bong.

Tommy’s lawyers told Rush & Molly they are taking a looking into the weed. One pothead said, “I heard it’s the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate.” Yup, that sounds about right.

As Tom Tom would say, the shit sounds “glib.”

Tom Cruise Purple sounds like the kind of weed you don’t want to mess with unless you want to two-step with Xenu.

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